Paola. Miami.
Trying to survive becoming an engineer.

 

mammalidentifier:

guooey:

She’s so perfect she just goes right back to doing her thing

Chinese zokor (Eospalax fontanierii). Despite their mole-like appearance, zokors are actually rodents, being closely related to blind mole rats and bamboo rats. But unlike other burrowing rodents, they dig using their claws and not their incisors!

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They’re also really cute.

firelise:

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Cinematic parallels - “F*ck them kids!”

Twilight Breaking Dawn Part II (2012)
Insecure (2016-2021)
Killing Eve (2018-2022)

petermorwood:

xirkanos:

athelind:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

quixoticalpostsager:

anobsessedpotato:

quixoticalpostsager:

anneemay:

This is making me cry

It’s like it’s physically fighting her-

and she is losing in the most horrific way possible

It’s a straight up one sided smack down, first time it’s like it punched her and is throwing her about and then she’s just crying on the floor, second time it’s like she’s getting fucking choked by an invisible force

This is straight up like if an invisible man was abusing her

WHY DID SHE GO BACK FOR SECONDS

I’d have gone back for seconds

Sometimes, you gotta do the terrible thing again just to make sure that you weren’t hallucinating it.

From the look of it, these things would INDUCE hallucinations…

Here they are - though for reference, delivery service available to England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland only. International shipping is currently unavailable.

lily-of-the-flame:

ee-max:

goth–roseee:

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** For the people asking I found the ring HERE for only $19.99 with free shipping!!

this ring exceeded all my expectations. the sword slides in and out of the holder easily and without scratching the sword. it also stays in place and doesn’t dig into my skin while im wearing it. it looks super cool and shipped quickly.

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I need this so much. I’ve never really been one for jewelry but this is just too cool.

phcking-detective:

drtanner:

The MELODRAMA

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

crying-over-really-dumb-things:

o-ceti:

o-ceti:

o-ceti:

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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

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Bow down to your king

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I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

tentacuddles:

yamujiburo:

radiant-roadkill:

i have just finished all of the hanamusa ship comics what do i do now whith my time please someone send me some good things like it i beg of you

thank you for reading ;0; i recently caught up with this series and it has the same domestic mid 20s yuri energy that i put in my comics. i cannot recommend it enough

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There is also a live action drama of this that I also recommend!

I thought it’d be less gay than the manga, however, it shocked my wife and I by being a really faithful adaptation. :>